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Got a hankering for procrastination? Aiming to avoid an unpleasant social situation? Get your fill here! Now, I'm all for accountability and doing what's right. But every now and then we need a polite reason to say 'no'. Check out these totally legit excuses for just about anything.
11. I have a doctor’s note 12. I’m allergic to it 13. I’m pregnant 14. I just had a baby 15. My wife is pregnant 16. My wife just had a baby 17. I’m too tired 18. My kids are too tired/cranky 19. I’m too busy 20. It’s too cold 21. It’s too hot 22. The weather is too perfect 23. I don’t have the money 24. I don’t have the time 25. I don’t have the desire 26. I have nothing to wear 27. I’ve never done it before 28. I’ve done it too many times before 29. I have a prior commitment 30. I’ll have to play it by ear 31. I don’t have a babysitter 32. I can’t afford a babysitter 33. Our babysitter quit 34. It’s not in the budget 35. I won’t know until I have a budget 36. My psychic said not to 37. My therapist said not to 38. My husband/wife said not to 39. I’m not in the mood 40. It’s one of my biggest fears 41. I’ll need to think about it, first 42. I haven’t had my coffee yet 43. I haven’t had my wine yet 44. I haven’t had my whiskey yet 45. I have to work 46. My husband/wife has to work 47. My life is too complicated 48. My life is boring, but I like it that way 49. That’s not my job 50. That’s his job 51. That’s her job 52. Why don’t we see if the intern can manage it? 53. I’m too drunk 54. I’m not drunk enough 55. I’m going out of town 56. I’m out of town 57. I just returned from being out of town 58. This isn’t a priority for me 59. I don’t know what my priorities are 60. I’m too busy writing my bucket list 61. I’m too busy pining over my bucket list 62. I’m too busy living my bucket list 63. I thought you were only joking 64. I was only joking 65. I thought you meant next week 66. I thought you were speaking to someone else 67. I didn’t think you were serious about that 68. My computer is broken 69. My computer has a virus 70. I need to buy a new computer 71. We don’t know each other well enough for that 72. We know each other all too well 73. I have no memory of that 74. My back hurts 75. My knees hurt 76. I just got Lasik 77. The timing is off right now 78. It’s not you, it’s me 79. I have a conference 80. I have a meeting 81. I have to check my email 82. My kids are potty training 83. I have to drop off/pick up my kids from school 84. I have to visit my grandfather in the hospital 85. I already have plans 86. I must wait at home for a delivery 87. I must wait at home for a service call 88. My favorite show is on TV (because I live in another century and don’t have On Demand) 89. I thought you were being sarcastic 90. My hamster died 91. I was being sarcastic 92. It’s against my religion 93. I’m not religious 94. My parents would kill me if they found out 95. My kids would kill me if they found out 96. I’m not allowed to 97. I don't have the energy 98. My boss said I shouldn’t 99. If the President of the United States doesn’t do it, nor will I 100. It’s a full moon Still not enough excuses for you? Wow, you must be an excuse-making all-star. Try this random excuse generator, you terrible person, you.
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Eli Goodman
4/6/2017 02:24:23 pm
Now you're beginning to sound like Jackie Mason.
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