Have you ever heard a foodie or chef talk about palate fatigue? It’s when your taste buds get exhausted by monotony and say, “Hey, I quit!”. What it boils down to is too much of a good thing. Too much fat, too much citrus, too much salt, too much sugar, too much bitterness—whatever the case may be.
Pinterest can be much the same way. Of course, I’m one of Pinterest’s 100 million active users (85% women), but I alternate between complete infatuation with the big P and total boycott. If I allow myself to get sucked in, I can sit for hours scrolling through gorgeous images of food and fashion on my phone, pinning my life away, achieving absolutely nothing.
Pinterest can be much the same way. Of course, I’m one of Pinterest’s 100 million active users (85% women), but I alternate between complete infatuation with the big P and total boycott. If I allow myself to get sucked in, I can sit for hours scrolling through gorgeous images of food and fashion on my phone, pinning my life away, achieving absolutely nothing.
Me after a few hours on Pinterest. Photo via mathey via Visualhunt
In recent years, a certain persona has developed: The Pinterest Mom. Pinterest Mom is a superhero. She always brings the yummiest and most unique dishes to the potluck party, with food styling straight out of Martha Stewart Living. She sends her kids to school with the most creative bento box lunches—organic, non-GMO and made fresh daily, naturally. Her home is full of hand-made art and collage walls that could shame the Louvre. Pinterest Mom knows which exercises she can do in her car or while preparing dinner to save time at the gym. She plans her children’s birthday parties with the skill and professionalism of a seasoned wedding coordinator, right down to the striped paper straws that match the banner that match the balloons that match the gift bags that make you feel like a horribly inept parent.
Pinterest Mom is incredible, no doubt, but we can’t all be her. Either she has a lot of free time on her hands or she limits herself to three hours of sleep each night, but Pinterest Mom pushes herself to the very limits of perfection. Not all of us want to live that way.
Pinterest Mom is incredible, no doubt, but we can’t all be her. Either she has a lot of free time on her hands or she limits herself to three hours of sleep each night, but Pinterest Mom pushes herself to the very limits of perfection. Not all of us want to live that way.
Alas, finally—to address the title of the blog. It’s time for a toddler birthday party!
Our daughter, J., is turning two this month. TWO! I can’t believe it. Since I’m about 40% Pinterest Mom and 60% Practical Mom, I am not planning a big bash to mark this momentous occasion. Instead, I’m working on some fun ideas for things my husband and I can do with J. to give her a special day.
Let’s be real. A one or two-year-old does not give a flying fork full of mashed potatoes about a themed and perfectly executed soiree. They don’t need a bouncy house, a magician, a petting zoo, real Disney princesses and gourmet catering for the entire neighborhood.
All they want is an empty box to climb into and some wrapping paper to shred into oblivion. Who are we to deny them these simple joys?
Our daughter, J., is turning two this month. TWO! I can’t believe it. Since I’m about 40% Pinterest Mom and 60% Practical Mom, I am not planning a big bash to mark this momentous occasion. Instead, I’m working on some fun ideas for things my husband and I can do with J. to give her a special day.
Let’s be real. A one or two-year-old does not give a flying fork full of mashed potatoes about a themed and perfectly executed soiree. They don’t need a bouncy house, a magician, a petting zoo, real Disney princesses and gourmet catering for the entire neighborhood.
All they want is an empty box to climb into and some wrapping paper to shred into oblivion. Who are we to deny them these simple joys?
Here are some fun ideas for birthday/special occasion activities you can do with your toddler:
- Let them do whatever you normally shy away from allowing because it is too messy or too inconvenient for you. Examples: painting, making cookies from scratch, removing every single pair of underwear from your drawer and wearing it on their head, having an extended and extra loud dance party, making a Lego tower using thousands of Legos, giving the dog a bath and blow-dry.
- Take them to a kiddie paradise. Whatever they most enjoy—usually the opportunity to run around and climb on things will do just fine. Play gyms, splash pads, water parks, playgrounds, the nearest YMCA pool, your neighbor’s back yard, trampoline gyms, etc. Our daughter loves the train and the photo booth at our local mall, so we’ll probably be hitting those up. There is always Chuck E. Cheese’s, if you’re a masochist.
Photo via tookapic via Visual hunt
- Visit a children’s museum or aquarium. J. is super into two fish in particular: Nemo and Dory, and she loves to find them at our local Scheels store, which boasts a massive three-arch salt water fish tank, in addition to its indoor Ferris wheel, play area and Nascar simulators. If you don’t have a Scheels nearby, you probably have a legit aquarium or at least a sympathetic dentist’s office. Most major cities have some form of children’s museum or science museum, which are typically hands-on and fun for all ages. Check TripAdvisor for ideas.
Photo via cocoparisienne via Visualhunt
- Go somewhere they can unapologetically consume sugar. Ice cream, cake, cookies, whatever their deal is—let them enjoy it to the fullest. Ideally this will be followed immediately by an energy-draining activity and a nap.
- Help them spend time with their favorite people. Usually that’s you (the parents), as well as grandparents, aunts and uncles, cousins, and perhaps a friend or two. It doesn’t all have to be on the same day and it doesn’t even have to be in person. Skype and FaceTime are great for long distance loved ones.
Most of all, enjoy the festivities and savor these moments!
I am so grateful to be her mom!
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