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How to be the perfect wife: an amateur tells all

4/20/2017

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Arun and me on our wedding day. Photo by Luna Bella Events, Seattle. Design by Megan Sharma.
My husband and I are coming up on our five-year wedding anniversary this May (hooray for love!). Traditionally that means we would exchange gifts of wood, or silverware. Don’t ask me where those traditions came from. I have not the slightest clue.
 
Our impending anniversary got me thinking about what it means to be married, and specifically, what it means to be a wife.
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Ladies, did you receive advice from mothers, aunts, grandmothers and married friends during your bridal shower, with recommendations such as “never go to bed angry” and “look on the bright side”? I surely did. 
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My real life prince charming. Photo by Luna Bella Events, Seattle
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The moment we were pronounced husband and wife. Photo by Luna Bella Events, Seattle
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We changed into traditional Indian attire for our reception. Photo by Luna Bella Events, Seattle
My grandparents have been happily married for nearly 66 years now. Isn’t that the most incredible thing you’ve ever heard? They were high school sweethearts and they’ve been married for exactly twice the length of time that I have been on this earth and they still have witty banter and hold hands at church and represent everything that is good about love and marriage. 
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My grandparents on their wedding day in 1951. Married happily for nearly 66 years and still going strong!
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My grandparents, lifelong love birds
So, as you can see, my grandmother should really be the one to write this blog on how to be a perfect wife. If she did, you would get some solid counsel from one of the coolest ladies in the universe who also happens to save leftover cold, buttered toast from Sunday brunch in her purse (waste not, want not!).
 
Too bad for you, I’m the one writing, so I get to inject my own sarcastic sense of humor.
 
Thus, how to be the perfect wife:
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  • Work hard to maintain your womanly figure, to please your man. But don’t focus too much on outer appearances and do it to be healthy, not to maintain a pervasive cultural standard of beauty.
 
  • Always have a hot dinner on the table and a cocktail waiting for your husband when he returns from work. But sometimes rush out the door to your girls’ night happy hour while informing your husband that there are Lean Cuisines in the freezer, or he can cook for himself.
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  • Submit to your husband. That is, submit your ‘honey-do’ list on a regular basis.
 
  • In an argument, your beloved should always have the last word. Unless that last word happens to contradict your point.
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  • ​If you don’t have anything nice to say, don’t say anything at all. Passive aggressive behavior is usually more effective, anyway.
 
  • Never begin a sentence with the word ‘you’. ‘I feel like duct taping your mouth shut’ is more sensitive to your partner’s feelings. 
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  • ​Remember that a woman’s place is in the home. Or in the office. Or in the White House. Or in the spa. Or wherever she damn well pleases.
 
  • You must always stroke that delicate ego of his. And then shut it down at precisely the right moment. 
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  • Don’t forget to apply makeup, style your hair, and dress in a manner that your husband finds attractive. Except on yoga pants-messy bun-no makeup days.
 
  • The perfect wife keeps her home spic and span at all times. Or at least occasionally clears a walkway through the chaos. 
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Are you still with me?

In all seriousness, there is no such thing as perfection when it comes to husbands, wives and marriages. All we can do is our best and hope for the best.
 
I still remember the advice my dad gave in his father of the bride speech on our wedding day. He and my mom have been married for almost 37 years now, so they are another excellent example of a marriage gone right.
 
Remember that your partner has your best interests at heart. Remember that you’re on the same team. 
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My parents on a date before they got married. Too cute!
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My parents and their absolutely enormous wedding party. Married nearly 37 years now!
Cheers to long-lasting love and marriage!
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On our honeymoon in Hawaii. Photo by Toby Hoogs photography.
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And they lived happily ever after...photo by Toby Hoogs photography
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2 Comments
Eli Goodman
4/23/2017 08:34:52 pm

Very nice piece, Megan. I think you and Arun have it figured out about as well as a couple can in the fickle realm of marriage.
Respect, communication, teamwork, and a sense of humor always complement and buttress the ebbs and flows of visceral passion.
I, myself, will try to get it right in my next lifetime.

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Megan Sharma link
4/23/2017 08:45:08 pm

Thank you so much, Eli! We've got a lifetime still to figure it out. Cheers to the endless possibilities in our future lives!

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