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Welcome to a World Run by Moms
There is no such thing as ‘mom jeans’, only ‘your booty looks fabulous jeans’.
Paid maternity leave is guaranteed for ALL moms.
Diaper changing stations are available in all men’s restrooms, and those restrooms are clean as a whistle. Why isn’t this already a thing?
Mornings are peaceful and nag-free. Kids dress themselves, use the bathroom, brush their teeth and hair, and eat breakfast without the constant power struggle.
Moms in a hurry can opt for the express check-out lane reserved for moms in every store.
Anyone traveling with a child (mom, dad or grandparent) is granted unlimited carry-on baggage. Oh yeah, and they enjoy priority boarding, like in the good old days.
Car seats are designed to be buckled and un-buckled one-handed.
Workplaces are equipped with pumping rooms and napping rooms for new moms.
Eating chocolate burns calories rather than piling them on.
Nail and hair salons offer a playground and supervised childcare for your kiddos.
Feeling achy? Text the Mobile Mom Masseuse Squad to work out those kinks while you're on the go.
When a mom decides she is done having children, she is offered a complimentary tummy tuck and a spa day, because she deserves it.
Can’t make it through your errands without a cat nap? Check into Hotel Mom for an hour or two, a plush sanctuary for you to get some rest (childcare provided).
Out of milk and diapers? Breeze through your friendly neighborhood baby emergency supply drive-thru.
Local baristas are trained to memorize their mom customers’ orders to help speed things along. In fact, they have your drink ready as you walk through the door.
When you’re up late feeding your baby, click on the Entertain Mom app, filled with hilarious YouTube videos, memes and articles just for moms.
Moms night out = any damn night (or day) you please.
A museum-quality curation service arranges and displays your kids’ art perfectly in your home.
Women and men are paid equally. Because we are LITERALLY doing the exact same work. Again, why is this not reality?
Drinking fountains are expanded to include coffee fountains, filled with organic cold brew, of course.
No need to worry about re-stocking that diaper bag. It restocks itself when supplies get low.
Got a personal haz-mat situation, thanks to a baby spit up or blowout? Pop into a Freshen Up Pop Up for moms, where you can grab a quick shower and a change of clothes without stinking up your car.
Ummmm…any entrepreneurial moms out there who want to make this happen? I. Am. In!
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